Reasons John Kerry is better than George Bush:

--Despite being born in Colorado, John has spent most of his life in Massachusetts and has a little of the Kennedy flair.  Kennedy… Kerry… If you squint, you can almost believe he’s a distant cousin.

--John is a decorated Navy veteran with a Silver Star, Bronze Star and three Purple Hearts.  George spent his military time hanging out in the Texas Air National Guard as a F-102 fighter pilot (um… if he was in Texas, should we really use the word “fighter?").

--John has been in politics since 1982, serving as a Lieutentant Governor and a four term Senator.  He co-founded Vietnam Veterans for America and was a member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.  George was the managing general partner of the Texas Rangers.

--John can pronounce big words.  George cannot pronounce nuclear.

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